Terms and Conditions

Effective Date: January 5, 2026

Welcome to Island of the Angry Smile. These Terms and Conditions (“Terms”) govern your use of islandoftheangrysmile.com (the “Site”). By accessing or using the Site, you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you do not agree with these Terms, please do not use the Site.

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing and using this Site, you accept and agree to be bound by these Terms and our Privacy Policy. We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time. Changes will be effective immediately upon posting to the Site. Your continued use of the Site following any changes constitutes acceptance of those changes.

2. Use of the Site

Permitted Use

You may use the Site for lawful personal purposes only. You agree to use the Site in accordance with all applicable laws and regulations.

Prohibited Use

You agree not to:

Use the Site for any unlawful purpose or to violate any applicable laws
Transmit any harmful code, viruses, or malicious software
Attempt to gain unauthorized access to any portion of the Site or any systems or networks connected to the Site
Interfere with or disrupt the Site or servers or networks connected to the Site
Use any automated system or software to extract data from the Site without our express written permission
Impersonate any person or entity or misrepresent your affiliation with any person or entity
Harass, threaten, or harm others
Collect or store personal data about other users without their consent

3. Intellectual Property Rights

Ownership

All content on the Site, including but not limited to text, graphics, images, photographs, logos, videos, and software, is the property of Island of the Angry Smile or its content suppliers and is protected by United States and international copyright, trademark, and other intellectual property laws.

Limited License

We grant you a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable, revocable license to access and use the Site for personal, non-commercial purposes. This license does not include:

Modification or copying of Site materials for commercial use
Use of materials on any other website or networked computer environment
Reproduction, distribution, or public display of Site content without express written permission
Reverse engineering or attempting to extract source code from the Site

Copyright Notice

4. User Submissions

Contact Forms and Communications

When you submit information through our contact form or communicate with us via email, you grant us the right to use, reproduce, and respond to your submission. We will handle your personal information in accordance with our Privacy Policy.

Newsletter Subscriptions

By subscribing to our newsletter, you consent to receive periodic emails from Island of the Angry Smile. You may unsubscribe at any time using the link provided in each email.

5. Third-Party Links and Services

The Site may contain links to third-party websites or services that are not owned or controlled by Island of the Angry Smile. We have no control over and assume no responsibility for the content, privacy policies, or practices of any third-party websites or services. You acknowledge and agree that Island of the Angry Smile shall not be liable for any damage or loss caused by your use of any third-party websites or services.

6. Disclaimers

No Warranties

THE SITE IS PROVIDED ON AN “AS IS” AND “AS AVAILABLE” BASIS WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, NON-INFRINGEMENT, OR SECURITY.

Content Accuracy

While we strive to provide accurate and up-to-date information, we make no representations or warranties regarding the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of any content on the Site. Information on the Site may contain errors or inaccuracies.

No Professional Advice

Content on the Site is for informational and entertainment purposes only and should not be considered professional advice. You should consult with appropriate professionals before making decisions based on information found on the Site.

7. Limitation of Liability

TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, ISLAND OF THE ANGRY SMILE SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, OR ANY LOSS OF PROFITS OR REVENUES, WHETHER INCURRED DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY, OR ANY LOSS OF DATA, USE, GOODWILL, OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES RESULTING FROM:

Your use or inability to use the Site
Any unauthorized access to or use of our servers and/or any personal information stored therein
Any interruption or cessation of transmission to or from the Site
Any bugs, viruses, or other harmful code transmitted through the Site
Any errors or omissions in any content or for any loss or damage incurred as a result of your use of any content posted, emailed, transmitted, or otherwise made available through the Site

8. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Island of the Angry Smile, its owners, employees, and affiliates from and against any claims, liabilities, damages, losses, costs, expenses, or fees (including reasonable attorneys’ fees) arising from:

Your use of the Site
Your violation of these Terms
Your violation of any rights of another person or entity
Any content you submit through the Site

9. Governing Law and Dispute Resolution

These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of California, without regard to its conflict of law provisions.

Any disputes arising out of or relating to these Terms or your use of the Site shall be resolved through binding arbitration in California, except that either party may seek injunctive relief in court to protect intellectual property rights. You agree to waive any right to a jury trial.

10. Termination

We reserve the right to terminate or suspend your access to the Site immediately, without prior notice or liability, for any reason, including but not limited to breach of these Terms. Upon termination, your right to use the Site will immediately cease.

11. Severability

If any provision of these Terms is found to be invalid or unenforceable by a court of law, the remaining provisions shall remain in full force and effect.

12. Entire Agreement

These Terms, together with our Privacy Policy, constitute the entire agreement between you and Island of the Angry Smile regarding your use of the Site and supersede any prior agreements.

13. Contact Information

If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us at:

Email: designlab@michaelkulwiec.com

Contact Form: https://islandoftheangrysmile.com/contact-me/

Last Updated: January 5, 2026